Wednesday, July 24, 2013

The Eric & Tj 2013 Summer Film Festival Awards

For the past three months I was living with Tj Klune. Had lots of fun and we watched lots of movies. So much that I started referring to our movie nights as our film festival. And, as you know, every film festival has awards. So....laugh at me all you want. But there are worse things I could do, like be with a boy or two.... No winners chosen...yet...


Craziest Most Awesome Sets and Stuff:
CLOUD ATLAS
THE HOBBIT: AN UNEXPECTED JOURNEY
MOULINE ROUGE!
OZ: THE GREAT & POWERFUL
UPSIDE DOWN


Best Makeup and Hair and Stuff:
CLOUD ATLAS
THE HOBBIT:AN UNEXPECTED JOURNEY
THE IMPOSSIBLE
OZ: THE GREAT & POWERFUL
WORLD WAR Z

Crazy Good Editing Job:
CLOUD ATLAS
HANNA
MOULIN ROUGE!
SESSION 9
WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT

Awesomest Bad Guy:
CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON, the creature
HANNA, Cate Blanchett's relentless agent
THE HAUNTING, that damn house
SINISTER, that creepy-ass demon who shows up in children's art
WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT, Christopher Lloyd's Judge Doom

Best Soundscape:
CLOUD ATLAS
THE HOBBIT: AN UNEXPECTED JOURNEY
MAN OF STEEL
MOULIN ROUGE!
SCOTT PILGRIM VS THE WORLD

Prettiest or Most Awe-Inspiringly Shot:
CLOUD ATLAS
THE HOBBIT: AN UNEXPECTED JOURNEY
MOULIN ROUGE!
THE ORPHANAGE
PICNIC AT HANGING ROCK

Best Foreign Film:
ATROCIOUS
THE ORPHANAGE
PICNIC AT HANGING ROCK

Raddest Costumes:
CLOUD ATLAS
THE HOBBIT: AN UNEXPECTED JOURNEY
MOULIN ROUGE!
SEXTETTE
WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT


Coolest Visual Effects:
CLOUD ATLAS
THE HOBBIT: AN UNEXPECTED JOURNEY
THE IMPOSSIBLE
MAN OF STEEL
WORLD WAR Z


I'd Tap That:
THE HOBBIT: AN UNEXPECTED JOURNEY, Thorin Oakenshield is one sexy dwarf
MAN OF STEEL, that shirtless and bearded Clark Kent
SEXTETTE, gym scene full of muscle men
THIS IS THE END, Channing Tatum's  kinky cameo
THIS IS THE END, Satan and that massive Satan stick


Most Awesomest Score:
CLOUD ATLAS
THE HOBBIT: AN UNEXPECTED JOURNEY
THE HOUSE OF THE DEVIL
PICNIC AT HANGING ROCK
WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT


Best Original Screenplay:
THE INNKEEPERS
THE ORPHANAGE
MOULIN ROUGE!
STOKER
THIS IS THE END


Best Adapted Screenplay:
CLOUD ATLAS
HANNA
THE HAUNTING
THE HOBBIT: AN UNEXPECTED JOURNEY
PICNIC AT HANGING ROCK

Best Song Performance or Use of a Song:
MOULIN ROUGE!, "Elephant Love Song Medley"
ROMY & MICHELLE'S HIGH SCHOOL REUNION, "Time After Time"
SEXTETTE, "Happy Birthday Twenty One"
THIS IS THE END, "Everybody"
WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT, "Why Don't You Do Right"

Most Fantastic Supporting Actor:
Jim Broadbent, CLOUD ATLAS
Jim Broadbent, MOULIN ROUGE!
Ben Whitshaw, CLOUD ATLAS
Ewn McGregor, THE IMPOSSIBLE
Ian McKellan, THE HOBBIT: AN UNEXPECTED JOURNEY

Crazily Awesome Supporting Actress:
Doona Bae, CLOUD ATLAS
Cate Blanchett, HANNA
Nicole Kidman, STOKER
Rachel Roberts, PICNIC AT HANGING ROCK
Ellen Wong, SCOTT PILGRIM VS THE WORLD


Who Dat Best Actor:
Tom Holland, THE IMPOSSIBLE
Bob Hoskins, WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT
Ewan McGregor, MOULIN ROUGE!
Peter Mullan, SESSION 9
Mark Wahlberg, TED


Best Actress in the Whole Wide World:
Julie Harris, THE HAUNTING
Nicole Kidman, MOULIN ROUGE!
Sara Paxton, THE INNKEEPERS
Belen Rueda, THE ORPHANAGE
Naomi Watts, THE IMPOSSIBLE


What a Head for Film (AKA Best Director):
CLOUD ATLAS, Lana and Andy Wachowski, Tom Tykwer
HANNA, Joe Wright
MOULIN ROUGE!, Baz Luhrman
PICNIC AT HANGING ROCK, Peter Weir
WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT, Robert Zemeckis


Best Bad Film:
FROGS
SEXTETTE
SHARKNADO

Best Motion Picture:
CLOUD ATLAS
THE HOBBIT: AN UNEXPECTED JOURNEY
MOULIN ROUGE!
PICNIC AT HANGING ROCK
WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT

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